Mohammed entered his classroom.
"What is your name?" asked the teacher.
"Mohammed".... answered the kid.
"We are in Australia and, there is no Mohammed. From
now on your name will be Bruce," replied the teacher.
In the evening, Mohammed returned home. "How was your
day, Mohammed?" asked his mother.
"My name is not Mohammed, I am in Australia and now my
name is Bruce."
"Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to
disown your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on
you," and she beat him.
Then she called the father and he too beat him savagely.
The next day Mohammed returned to school. When the teacher
saw him with all the bruises she asked: "What happened
to you, little Bruce?"
"Well, Miss, two hours after becoming Australian I was
attacked by two fuckin’ Arabs!"
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