Remember this the next time you need to return
something and they are giving you a
hard time !!!!!!!
A woman went to a Bunnings service counter
and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she
bought because it won't work.
The clerk told her that he can't give her
a refund because she bought it on special.
Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the
air and started screaming,
'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES !!!!'
In front of a growing crowd of customers.
The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager
The manager comes to the woman and asks,'Ma'am
what's wrong?'
She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells
her that he can't give
her a refund because she bought it on special.
Once again, the woman throws her arms up in
the air and screams,
'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES !!!!'
Which begins to draw an even bigger crowd!
In shock, the store manager pleads,
'Ma'am, why are you saying that?'
In a huff, the woman says,
'BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE
MY NIPPLES PINCHED
WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!'
The crowd broke into applause and her money
was quickly refunded!
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