GENERAL COSGROVE WAS INTERVIEWED
ON THE RADIO RECENTLY.
YOU'LL LOVE HIS REPLY TO THE LADY WHO INTERVIEWED
HIM CONCERNING GUNS AND CHILDREN. REGARDLESS OF HOW YOU FEEL
ABOUT GUN LAWS YOU GOTTA LOVE THIS! THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST
COMEBACK LINES OF ALL TIME. IT IS A PORTION OF AN ABC INTERVIEW
BETWEEN A FEMALE BROADCASTER AND GENERAL COSGROVE WHO WAS
ABOUT TO SPONSOR A BOY SCOUT TROOP VISITING HIS MILITARY HEADQUARTERS.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
SO, GENERAL COSGROVE, WHAT THINGS ARE YOU GOING TO TEACH THESE
YOUNG BOYS WHEN THEY VISIT YOUR BASE?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
WE'RE GOING TO TEACH THEM CLIMBING, CANOEING, ARCHERY AND
SHOOTING.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
SHOOTING! THAT'S A BIT IRRESPONSIBLE, ISN'T IT?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I DON'T SEE WHY, THEY'LL BE PROPERLY SUPERVISED ON THE RIFLE
RANGE.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
DON'T YOU ADMIT THAT THIS IS A TERRIBLY DANGEROUS ACTIVITY
TO BE TEACHING CHILDREN?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I DON'T SEE HOW. WE WILL BE TEACHING THEM PROPER RIFLE DISCIPLINE
BEFORE THEY EVEN TOUCH A FIREARM.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
BUT YOU'RE EQUIPPING THEM TO BECOME VIOLENT KILLERS.
GENERAL COSGROVE:
WELL, MA'AM, YOU'RE EQUIPPED TO BE A PROSTITUTE, BUT YOU'RE
NOT ONE, ARE YOU?
THE RADIO WENT SILENT AND THE INTERVIEW ENDED.
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