Ever wondered what old people get up to in
thier spare time?
Working people frequently
ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town
and went into a shop.
We were only in there for
about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing
out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, 'Come on
man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him
a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket
for having worn tyres.
So my wife called him a shit-head.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield
with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him,
the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, we didn't care.
We came into town by bus. We try to have a little fun each
day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
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